Instant Slash Story

[Varulv]

Наконец нашел время запостить дурную игруху с подачи Люлёк, над которой позавчера умирал. Нарочно такую порнографию не придумаешь.. Если хочется замутить свою слешевую историю с любимыми характерами и с собой ненаглядным, то идите по ссылке. Гарантировано - по прочтению пару раз хватит уписаться от смеха. Язык английский, не сложный, но знать желательно.*)



http://pokeslash.tvheaven.com/files/instantslash2.html



Я уделал Колина, Джареда, Лошадь, себя, Маерса и Телефонную Будку. Гыыы...презабавная вышла оргия.



Instant Slash Story!



Словарик терминов.*)



bum - задница

spanking - шлепание

rimming - языком в заднице

candlestick - подсвечник

Кевин - придуманный персонаж

Anacoreta - я





The darkness was all around as Colin walked through Manhattan down towards his Telephone booth, random thoughts of spanking crossing his mind.



He had been shocked earlier when Anacoreta had told him she often dreamed about Kevin involved in rimming with a Horse, but each to their own, she didn't know about his fantasies involving Jared.



One day he would discuss his feelings with Jonathan, but not yet, he still hardly believed how aroused he could be by just thinking of Jared masturbating himself with a cucumber.



The night air was fresh and he sat down in a quiet location and began to stroke the candlestick he was carrying with him. Would Jared's bum feel like that to his tongue?



What would Jared think of him if he knew how his cock grew hard as he thought of eating Chinese off Jared's beautiful shoulder?



Colin rubbed the candlestick against his bum whispering Jared's name to himself. He knew he should stop and wait until he got back to his Telephone booth but desire overtook him and he came, screaming Jared's name into the night.



Meanwhile, Jared had not been able to sleep and had decided to go out in the night air. Manhattan was such a beautiful place at this time of the night. He took a bite of the Chinese he was carrying and leisurely scratched his bum.



He jumped in alarm as he heard a voice in the distance. Was that Colin calling his name. He must be in trouble to shout for him with such desperation. He dropped his Chinese and ran towards the sound of his My King's voice.



Jared stumbled through the darkness towards Colin. Panicked thoughts ran through his head. Was his My King being attacked by a Horse. Was he about to be raped by Tom dressed as Kevin? His heart beat faster and he felt the pulse throbbing in his tongue.



Colin, Colin, my My King, screamed Jared. It's alright, I'm coming, I'll save you! Colin leaped to his feet in panic, dropping the candlestick and trying to untangle his trousers from around his ankles. He fell over, his bare shoulder pointing in the air.



Jared! Colin gasped embarrassedly. What are you doing here? Jonathan said you were in your Telephone booth engaged in some spanking with Anacoreta.



No, I was alone in my Telephone booth with nothing but my cucumber for company. I couldn't sleep for thinking how beautiful your shoulder was, and how I would like to stroke my bum against it, and have you kiss my tongue, and now I see your shoulder for myself I realise that not even Kevin has a shoulder to compare with yours.



Oh, My King, Jonathan said you felt that way but I never believed him, I thought you loved Anacoreta.



What! That old Horse, I'd rather get involved in rimming with Tom, a candlestick and Chinese than dream of spanking with her, Ooh, the very thought makes my tongue curl.



Oh, Colin!



Oh, Jared, my My King!



Cue soft music, sounds of spanking and rimming, soft focus and fade.........



Alison - Up to no good as usual!

Comments

[_difa_]

[_TormozOFF...]

буга-га ))) никогда не увлекался слэшом - но забавно скажу, забавно! )))

[Varulv]

_difa_



Да страшнЕ.*) Понавставляешь требуемых слов, как огурцы, Манхеттен, Chinese, а потом не знаешь в каких обстоятельствах всплывут.



he still hardly believed how aroused he could be by just thinking of Jared masturbating himself with a cucumber.

%))))



Сама не пробовала?



TormozOFF буга-га ))) никогда не увлекался слэшом - но забавно скажу, забавно! )))



Ну ето же не показатель слеша. Так, поперецца для разнообразия.*) А что читаем? Литературу или фикшн или и то и ето?

[_TormozOFF...]

Varulv фанфиком + его гомо разновидностями тож никогда не увлекался! Позабавлюсь думаю тут, у тебя!



Да, читаю - Паланики, Стоговы, Уэлши и иже с ними!

А у тя че за спиной? )))

[Fatalit]

вот почему из "Будки" вырезали их "совместную сцену" чтобы вот таких мыслей не возникало у смотряшчих =))

[Varulv]

TormozOFF Varulv фанфиком + его гомо разновидностями тож никогда не увлекался! Позабавлюсь думаю тут, у тебя!



Особо у меня не позабавишься, т.к. читаю я их в наших сообществах и там же комменчу. Домой редко таскаю - и так не дневник, а сплошная трешовая гомопорнография.



Fatalit вот почему из "Будки" вырезали их "совместную сцену" чтобы вот таких мыслей не возникало у смотряшчих =))



100 пудов. После прочтения потрясного (для меня) РПСа Натали "там, где кончается свет" - на тему Будки, ето только подтвердилось. Я котами готов бицца об заклад! Ето было не как в кино. Ето было как в жизни. Слишком провокационно, слишком правда. Поетому Джара и попросили с площадки))

[Varulv]

TormozOFF Да, читаю - Паланики, Стоговы, Уэлши и иже с ними! ;)

А у тя че за спиной? )))



Я с такими не знаком. Сейчас вообще почти ничего, кроме технической литры. Слеш - урывками. Не успеваю. Насобирал кучу книг по Александру и только тоскливо смотрю на них.:)) А раньше много хорошего читал. Ремарк - любимый писатель.

[_TormozOFF...]

Varulv Особо у меня не позабавишься

тссс, по секрету ток: я умею ходить по ссылочкам! Яж к те первоначально попал, поэтому на тебя и все шишки! )))



Ремарк - любимый писатель. Ремарка тож много читал, особено порадовала Жизнь взаймы!